Tuesday, June 29, 2010

An Online Interview



I recently received a comment on my blog. It was from a guy named Mike Thom. He wanted to interview me because some guy he interviewed named my blog as his favourite (yeah right!). Here is the online interview page. And my answers.

The Interview

Please give us a description of your blog (This will appear on the homepage):
My blog is a crammed up little dingy corner in cyberspace where letters that were complete strangers earlier come together and talk of situations, things and people they were completely unaware of in the past.

What do you do for a living? Is this your job, a hobby, etc.?
I am a serial killer at night and a cop during the day. I have been trying to catch 'me' for the last 20 years. Does that sound like a hobby to you?

Why did you start blogging about this topic?
Because the book titled “Read people’s minds in 30 days and blog about them” was sold out.

How long have you been working on this blog?
Long enough to be interviewed by a guy named Mike Thom.

How many visitors does your blog get per day?
It depends on what my blog is wearing on a particular day. When the bikini is out, there is usually a rush.

Does your blog have an income? Which ways have worked, which haven't? How successful has it been?
My blog does have a small income. Nothing too significant, but a little. It works part-time as a window cleaner. Now you know how much part-time window cleaners earn. So, I am cool. It doesn't threaten me. I am sure it is more than happy with the shelter and food I provide for it at http://phoenikhs.blogspot.com/

What kind of person would be interested in this type of blog?
Schizophrenics and psychopaths of all shapes, sexes and sizes form a majority of my readers. Ted Bundy's illicit son was an avid follower once. But damn, they nailed him too!

About how much time do you spend blogging per day?
Depends on how much time my boss spends outside the office.

Tell us why we should subscribe to your blog:
Because you are pretty jobless. Why else would you want my interview?

What advice do you have for other bloggers trying to succeed?
Bugger off! There is enough bullshit floating around the internet already.

What are your favorite blogs? (List at least 3 urls, one per line, please, WITHOUT the http://)
http://whythefuckshoulditell.you/
http://youwontgetmoreoutof.me/
http://nohttpmy.ass/

Thank you

5 comments:

Yours Faithfully said...

Hello! Hope Mr. Thom enjoyed his Interview With The Vampire. He actually asks about your specific TOPIC for this blog....is there one?! Your blog seems to be a chameleon when it comes to gender: lady in a bikini for eye-candy and minimum-wage male worker when it comes to jobs....although, to be fair, you haven't specified the sex of the contents of the bikini; I'm simply hoping that too many readers aren't turned on by a man in a bikini!!!! One helpful bit of advice: You could sell your cop-during-daytime and serial-killer-at-night idea to Hollywood and make a fortune out of it....maybe M.Night Shyamalan can make a movie based on this theme! I do need to point out 1 error, though: Ted Bundy's illegitimate son hasn't been nailed....I'm right here, free as a bird!

Tinker Belle said...

He he he!

Abhiruchi said...

You sound cool and so does your blog!Interesting, must say!
Abhiruchi

phoenikhs said...

@Yours faithfully - Have made the necessary changes as per your suggestion. :D

@Lolo - ;)

@Abhiruchi - Thanks! :D

Nabamalika said...

You just cost someone their job :D